James Milner/Martin O’Neill/Mark Hughes/Avram Grant

JAMES MILNER to Manchester United.

That makes sense. When Darren Fletcher is your best midfielder, you need to buy.

On March 27, when I was watching Aston Villa at Stamford  Bridge, and they were on their way to losing 7-1, I was thinking : James Milner should go to a team that plays good football.

Now he has.

Good for him. I like Milner and really hope he has a solid, lucky World Cup.

MARTIN O’NEILL to Liverpool. I don’t think he deserves that job.

MARK HUGHES to replace him at Villa Park.

AVRAM GRANT will succeed Zola at West Ham.

That’s all I know this morning.

Well, it’s all I’m allowed to print on this first day of a new era in politics.

David Cameron is Prime Minister, Nick Clegg is Deputy PM.

If you believe this is a new era in politics, you’ll believe anything. We don’t need a new era. We need a new politics.