Mutu no Eto’o, but he beats Kanu, Jeffers



By Myles Palmer

Chelsea are buying Adrian Mutu from Parma for £15.8 million.

He’s 24, Romanian,maybe as gifted as Hagi or Stoichkov.

In 2004 he might be able to do some of the things Zola did, after he settles in.

Mutu is an extraordinarily well-balanced touch player, a striker of immense finesse and resourcefulness.

I liked Mutu so much during Euro 2000 that I put him in my team of the tournament.

That team, in 3-5-1-1 formation, with 3 Romanians, annoyed people at the time.

And it looks a bit whacky to me two years later.

When Chelski were threatening to buy Mark van Bommel, I was worried.

Van Bommel is up there with Vieira, Emerson, one of the great halfbacks of our time, a monster,monster midfielder, in my view, someone who can tackle, pass,lead,score from 25 yards-and fill in at centreback.

Last year Chelsea needed a holding midfield player. That is what they still lack.

They needed Emerson or van Bommel.

Mutu reminds me of Zico and Romario- very,very nimble, very light on his feet, a goalpoacher with an almost feminine subtlety.

He is a featherweight Cantona, a ballerina with studs.

Mutu is a flicky player who can get onto Veron’s passes and play one-twos with Joe Cole.

Inter had him as a teenager.

Then he was at Verona.

Then Parma for the last two years.

He scored 18 goals last season in Serie A.

Obviously, Chelsea need a striker.

Samuel Eto’o would have been perfect.

Eto’o is an electric warrior. Eto’o is a bionic imp. Eto’o is exceptionally fast, phenomenally brave, a proven scorer who should be at a bigger club than Real Mallorca.

Eto’o is a far better striker than Mutu, who will be patchy in his first season in the Premiership.

I want to see Chelsea’s first 8 results. So do you.

We know you can’t collage a football team.

It will take 18 months for a great team to emerge from this spending spree.

Mutu at £16 million is a big risk.

When the new Chelsea team does emerge, around February 2005, I’m not sure Mutu will be in it.

But I’m already sure that Mutu will be a lot more use to Chelsea than Kanu or Jeffers are to Arsenal this season.

Community Shield against Manchester United?

Do I have any last-minute thoughts?

Yes, plenty.

But I don’t know the teams. Don’t know how hot it will be in Cardiff at 2pm.

Sol has a point to prove, after his ban. So Sol will have a blinder in a low-scoring game.

My brother Neil called from Philadelphia tonight.

Last weekend Neil took his son and a Swiss teenager to see Man United play Barcelona in a new stadium in Philly.

Neil thought Barcelona played well in the first half.

But United won 3-1.

He said, “The Man United defence is like a f****** machine.It’s virtually impenetrable.”

We shall see about that.

August 10th 2003.

What was my crazy team on July 6th 2000?

Managed by Dino Zoff, it was, in 3-5-1-1 formation:

Barthez;

Repka Blanc Nesta;

Figo Vieira Galca Nedved Chivu;

Mutu;

Henry.

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