Arsenal and Chelsea have the same problem

Wenger is Arsenal’s big problem.

He doesn’t give himself the tools to do the job.

Chelsea don’t have the tools either.

They don’t score enough goals because they sold De Bruyne and Lukaku.

TWO MEGA MISTAKES.

They sold Lukaku after loaning him to West Brom and Everton.

Acquired Remy, a lightweight French poacher

After Falcao struggled on loan from Monaco to Manchester United, Jose Mourinho, amazingly, took him on loan.

Now Monaco don’t want him back.

Falcao’s agent Jorge Mendes also looks after Jose and Cristiano.

That doesn’t look good to Roman, the owner.

At my gym we talk about football in the changing room, the pool, the spa and the steam room.

But never in class.

My pilates class is a sociologist’s dream : a cross section of women from NW London and a retired Italian banker who isn’t into football.

One day an Irish girl reappeared after 18 months.

She said, “Do you remember me?”

“Of course.Your ex lived next door and was giving you a hard time.What happened?”

“I found him a flat in Queens Park, so he’s miles away now.”