I don’t want to write about Eboue.
I don’t want to write about Song either.
I don’t want to write about Adebayor not holding the ball up once.
I don’t want to write about Toure falling on his arse.
And I don’t want to write about Arsènal this morning.
Cardiff 0 Arsènal 0 ?
Everton 1 Arsènal 1 ?
Arsènal 0 West Ham 0 ?
Spurs 0 Arsènal 0 ?
As the legendary film producer Sam Goldwyn once said, “Gentlemen, include me out.”