Suggested titles for West End Arsenal play

From Sjaak : name for play

‘Penny Wise, Pound Foolish’

From Rhys Jaggar

You’re right, I reckon London 2012 would be a great time to launch a West End musical about sport, football, Arsenal, whatever.

Here’s a few possible titles :

‘The importance of being an earnest fan’

‘Arsenal til I spy’

‘Sven guns in Knightsbridge’

‘NOTW: my part in its downfall……….’

‘The Good Ship Arsene’

‘A man with all reasons’

‘Fawlty Twin Towers’

‘Arsene’s Barmy Army’

‘Wayne Bridge into Troubled Water’

‘The Secret Diary of Arsene Wenger, aged 61 and a half’