England is no fun. Let’s forget it, OK ?

Northern Ireland 1 England 0

(David Healy 74)

ENGLAND were rubbish against Denmark when they lost 4-1 and dodgy in Cardiff when they won 1-0 and we all hoped they would put their game together in Belfast .

But they were outplayed by a fiery team of guys who play for Motherwell and Plymouth.

England are a brain-dead bunch of Skyfamous journeymen, mis-managed by a Swedish con-man who can make even Wayne Rooney look bad.

Sven is not a motivator.

He’s not a tactician.

He can’t make effective substitutions.

I’ve said it a thousand times over the last three years : He’s a groupie

After Portugal, I said Sven and Becks should get married and live in Tuscany.

ENGLAND is just not interesting any more.

It’s not fun.

It’s not worth talking about.

It’s not, actually, worth your time or my time.

England is no fun. Let’s forget it, OK ?



By Myles Palmer

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Northern Ireland 1 England 0

David Healy 74

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ENGLAND were rubbish against Denmark when they lost 4-1 and dodgy in Cardiff when they won 1-0 and we all hoped they would put their game together in Belfast .

But they were outplayed by a fiery team of guys who play for Motherwell and Plymouth.

England are a brain-dead bunch of Skyfamous journeymen, mis-managed by a Swedish con-man who can make even Wayne Rooney look bad.

Sven is not a motivator.

He’s not a tactician.

He can’t make effective substitutions.

I’ve said it a thousand times over the last three years : He’s a groupie

After Portugal, I said Sven and Becks should get married and live in Tuscany.

ENGLAND is just not interesting any more.

It’s not fun.

It’s not worth talking about.

It’s not, actually, worth your time or my time.

September 7th 2005