Myles apologises for gross error

You can’t charge a direct free kick.

I’m sorry about that. I’m very sorry about that.

I forgot that rule. I was so cheesed off that I forgot it.

Which is a gross error, one of many I’ve made here since 1998.

But your wall should stand firm.

If they put a man in the wall, put a man behind him. Or move sideways when Malouda ducks behind your wall.

Alex blasts a hard free-kick, sure.

But is it professional to turn your body to make sure the ball does not hit you?