Alf Buksh reffed two derbies at White Hart Lane

I went round the corner this morning and saw my favourite geezer.

John claims to have a Ph.D in fruit & veg.

I said, “Paul Merson says Spurs will win 3-1.”

“Seven one!” said my Gooner greengrocer, grinning.

Alf Buksh appears, so we stroll down the road together.

” I only did the derby twice, both at White Hart Lane. The first one was a 0-0 draw. Second game, Arsenal lost 1-0, one of the Allens scored, and George had a go at me. He got done for that.”